Freeman's Mind： Episode 26-b62jaFWkd4I.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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I'm wasting my damned time.

#300:00:14,853→00:00:19,958

I'm trying to open this elevator, but I'm 90% sure this elevator only goes down,

#400:00:19,958→00:00:21,426

like everything else here.

#500:00:21,426→00:00:23,228

That's pretty far down, though.

#600:00:23,228→00:00:25,664

All this security must be protect something.

#700:00:25,664→00:00:28,967

I bet we have gnomes down there mining precious metals and gems.

#800:00:28,967→00:00:29,835

I want a gnome.

#900:00:30,702→00:00:32,070

Damn, there's another alien.

#1000:00:33,972→00:00:37,709

I'd put my gnome in a cage and feed him granola. I think they'd eat that.

#1100:00:37,709→00:00:38,810

Eh, who am I kidding?

#1200:00:38,810→00:00:41,713

If the aliens got down there, they'd have eaten them all by now anyway.

#1300:00:41,713→00:00:42,981

Gnomes are small.

#1400:00:42,981→00:00:44,516

Wait, are gnomes even real?

#1500:00:44,516→00:00:45,650

[headcrab squeals] I can't re--WHOA!

#1600:00:47,152→00:00:48,954

Dammit, I'm being followed again.

#1700:00:49,254→00:00:52,824

What happened to that soldier guy? I thought he was taking care of this?

#1800:00:52,824→00:00:54,893

Nobody's doing their job.

#1900:00:54,893→00:00:57,829

Why is everyone who's not me such a problem?

#2000:00:57,829→00:01:01,166

Y'know, some people might argue I'm only focusing on the negative,

#2100:01:01,166→00:01:03,835

but I think that's because I can't think of one thing today

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anyone else has done right.

#2300:01:05,637→00:01:08,306

All anyone has been doing today has been breaking things,

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running around screaming,

#2500:01:09,708→00:01:11,076

shooting the wrong people,

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or dying.

#2700:01:12,110→00:01:14,179

I mean, what am I supposed to say to people?

#2800:01:14,179→00:01:17,749

"Wow, you sure did a good job falling down that elevator shaft!"

#2900:01:17,749→00:01:21,920

Or "Way to lock yourself inside the freezer. I'm so proud of you."

#3000:01:22,487→00:01:24,856

Hey, this is the homeless guy's foundation.

#3100:01:24,856→00:01:26,925

I'm going in circles again!

#3200:01:26,925→00:01:28,393

I'd better speed up.

#3300:01:28,393→00:01:30,729

If going to go in circles, I want to go faster.

#3400:01:31,396→00:01:33,398

Wait, wait wait, wait, wait.

#3500:01:33,398→00:01:37,736

I haven't checked this tunnel out, and I'm still waiting for hidden treasure.

#3600:01:37,736→00:01:40,205

We get funding for a lot of shady projects.

#3700:01:40,205→00:01:42,507

Maybe there's some Nazi gold back here.

#3800:01:42,507→00:01:44,509

Siegen sie mir das geld.

#3900:01:44,509→00:01:46,044

Eh, there's nothing here.

#4000:01:46,044→00:01:48,480

Just a dead end and some more boxes.

#4100:01:48,480→00:01:51,416

Probably filled with network cards we can't use.

#4200:01:51,416→00:01:53,251

BNC or something.

#4300:01:53,251→00:01:55,220

Well, back on the labyrinth ride.

#4400:01:55,220→00:01:57,255

See, I'm remaining calm about going in circles

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because I know I haven't investigated every possible path yet.

#4600:02:00,992→00:02:03,361

See, there's one. I don't know where that goes.

#4700:02:03,361→00:02:05,864

Some people stay lost their WHOLE LIVES!

#4800:02:06,531→00:02:06,898

Eeeh...

#4900:02:07,499→00:02:08,433

In fact, most people.

#5000:02:08,967→00:02:09,567

EVERYONE!

#5100:02:09,968→00:02:12,170

Everyone's lost, except me.

#5200:02:12,170→00:02:13,471

Except for right now.

#5300:02:13,872→00:02:14,806

There's that hook again.

#5400:02:14,806→00:02:17,242

I'm going to come back here if I can't find the right way.

#5500:02:17,242→00:02:21,279

I won't be surprised if this entire track is devoted to taking people in circles,

#5600:02:21,279→00:02:22,514

but I will be disappointed.

#5700:02:23,014→00:02:25,684

Hey, there's one of those signs again that might do something.

#5800:02:26,251→00:02:27,018

I'm going to shoot it.

#5900:02:28,019→00:02:30,622

That's so weird; it spins the wrong way.

#6000:02:30,622→00:02:35,393

Now, did that actually do anything, or am I shooting at things for no reason again?

#6100:02:35,393→00:02:37,629

Ah! It did!

#6200:02:37,629→00:02:38,730

I'm surprised that worked.

#6300:02:38,730→00:02:42,000

I wouldn't have thought that shooting road signs was the correct thing to do.

#6400:02:42,000→00:02:43,101

[rumbling] I always thought that--

#6500:02:43,101→00:02:47,205

Jesus Christ, are we running a geothermal plant down here, too?

#6600:02:47,205→00:02:48,106

Stop, stop.

#6700:02:48,673→00:02:51,910

Okay, a dead body and an alien who hasn't seen me yet.

#6800:02:51,910→00:02:54,045

I can put one and one together.

#6900:02:54,846→00:02:56,681

Actually, that's one and negative one.

#7000:02:57,849→00:02:59,851

Now it's negative two and me.

#7100:03:00,285→00:03:02,287

But wait, wouldn't I be number one?

#7200:03:02,754→00:03:04,656

I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

#7300:03:04,656→00:03:06,758

See, this is why you have to define your terms.

#7400:03:06,758→00:03:08,326

If you don't, people die.

#7500:03:08,693→00:03:10,795

Oop, there's that tentacle again.

#7600:03:12,030→00:03:13,665

Bad spot, chunky.

#7700:03:14,199→00:03:16,034

Get it all up, I'll wait.

#7800:03:16,601→00:03:19,771

I should've just driven the tram straight through it, but, I dunno,

#7900:03:19,771→00:03:22,173

that might've caused it to come crashing down on top of me.

#8000:03:22,607→00:03:23,942

Wouldn't want that.

#8100:03:24,509→00:03:27,345

I wonder if circus people already know about these things.

#8200:03:27,345→00:03:28,580

Carnies.

#8300:03:28,580→00:03:32,150

Some of the strangest things I've ever seen in my life have been at the freak show.

#8400:03:32,150→00:03:36,354

Ah, but they had the freaks in cages where they belong!

#8500:03:37,222→00:03:39,958

Back. There might be something here.

#8600:03:39,958→00:03:41,459

Besides death, I mean.

#8700:03:41,459→00:03:42,527

I doubt there will be.

#8800:03:42,894→00:03:45,730

I'm sure I'll go up the stairs and find nothing but a stack of dead bodies,

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with a smiley-faced sticker attached--

#9000:03:46,998→00:03:47,632

[headcrab squeals] with a smiley-faced sticker attached--

#9100:03:47,632→00:03:48,299

Fugh!

#9200:03:50,635→00:03:51,870

That was sneaky!

#9300:03:53,338→00:03:54,472

Where did you go?!

#9400:03:56,441→00:03:58,476

Well, let that be a lesson to you.

#9500:03:59,010→00:04:02,981

How did those bastards know to jump towards the only vulnerable part of my body?

#9600:04:02,981→00:04:06,084

If I was quick enough, I might be able to headbutt them, but I don't--

#9700:04:06,084→00:04:08,453

Now, what's this? The sentry gun?

#9800:04:08,453→00:04:10,855

It can't be bothered to shoot those aliens crawling around,

#9900:04:10,855→00:04:13,758

yet it has no problems seeing me through a wall?

#10000:04:14,259→00:04:16,828

These things cause more problems than they solve.

#10100:04:17,262→00:04:18,897

Ah-hah! Buttons!

#10200:04:19,130→00:04:20,131

What did that do?

#10300:04:20,565→00:04:21,733

Oh, it moved the hook.

#10400:04:22,100→00:04:24,569

So, why the hell was that there in the first place?

#10500:04:24,569→00:04:26,104

Well, that opens up some options.

#10600:04:26,104→00:04:29,941

And I'm going to be Mr. Efficiency and switch the track while I'm up here.

#10700:04:29,941→00:04:32,944

Because maybe I'm just a pessimist,

#10800:04:32,944→00:04:35,847

but I get the sneaking sensation this track is going to find a way

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to send me back in circles again.

#11000:04:37,649→00:04:40,685

I mean, why should it be any different than anything else in this building?

#11100:04:40,685→00:04:43,488

I don't think this tram has any real function here.

#11200:04:43,488→00:04:45,857

It's just some CEO's fantasy track.

#11300:04:45,857→00:04:47,792

Why have a model train that goes in circles

#11400:04:47,792→00:04:49,527

when you can afford the real thing?

#11500:04:49,928→00:04:50,662

Aah!

#11600:04:53,231→00:04:57,402

Yeah, I'm sure before long, I'll start seeing some giant Styrofoam trees.

#11700:04:57,402→00:05:00,972

I will say that I do dig this sign-shooting track switch system.

#11800:05:00,972→00:05:03,975

I mean, I thought there'd be a control station with--Ah, wire!

#11900:05:03,975→00:05:05,710

I AM going in circles.

#12000:05:05,710→00:05:08,146

But no, they just want you to shoot the signs.

#12100:05:08,146→00:05:11,616

Like drunk hillbillies shooting deer-crossing signs from their pickups.

#12200:05:11,616→00:05:12,517

Works for me.

#12300:05:12,517→00:05:13,451

[imitating banjo plucking]

#12400:05:13,451→00:05:14,352

[machine gun fire] [imitating banjo plucking]

#12500:05:14,352→00:05:15,520

Hm. Gunfire.

#12600:05:15,520→00:05:18,089

I've changed my stance from that being a happy thing.

#12700:05:18,089→00:05:20,525

HEY, DON'T MIND ME, GUYS! I'M JUST PASSING THROUGH!

#12800:05:21,059→00:05:22,327

OKAY! YOU CAN CUT THAT OUT!

#12900:05:22,327→00:05:24,262

I'M REALLY NOT TRYING TO GET IN ANYBODY'S WAY!

#13000:05:25,897→00:05:28,299

OH MY GOD! WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOSTILE?!

#13100:05:30,168→00:05:31,436

THIS THING'S SPINNING!

#13200:05:31,436→00:05:32,570

I'M GETTING DIZZY!

#13300:05:33,104→00:05:35,406

I CAN'T SHOOT YOU ACCURATELY WHEN I'M DIZZY!

#13400:05:36,007→00:05:36,808

WHERE ARE YOU?!

#13500:05:37,108→00:05:37,775

NO!

#13600:05:40,445→00:05:41,446

YOU FLANKING ME?

#13700:05:41,913→00:05:44,182

I'M...READY...SORT OF!

#13800:05:46,217→00:05:47,051

[exhales]

#13900:05:48,186→00:05:51,022

I think I'm just going to take a breather for a minute.

#14000:05:54,092→00:05:55,734

I should've been a pirate.